There are two kinds of telemarketer’s that still call me. I’m on the do not call list, but will take these call, as I love to mess with these people. The first is the people that try to get you to change phone service. I let them go through there whole spill until they get to the unlimited calls I can make. I then ask them ( You mean I can make outgoing call on your phone?) Ithen tell them I can only make 911 call on my present phone because of the Judges Order.They hang up real fast.

You can also get to these people by saying your interested in all there services. Have them explain in great detail about each and everyone. They always then tell you they have to getthere supervisor on the line to verify your switch and order. The supervisor will get on the lineto verify your order. Just tell him you never said that, and hang up.

The other telemarketer is from your local daily newspaper. They call and will ask Did you receiveyour paper today? If you say your did, they go on to the next number. If you tell them you don’ttake than paper they start there sells pitch. When they ask you this question, just start tellingthem about all the problems your having with your paperboy. Yesterday it was in the bushes, Itwas on my roof last friday. Three days a week it’s in my neighbor’s yard. I keep a women on thephone for six minutes bitching one day.

A simple tip for all Telemarkers is just tell them to hang on, your really interested in there product,but someone is at the door. Then put the phone down for 10 minutes.