I was at a local restaurant near the Las Vegas Strip, when a mother and father and there little girl came in.  This little girl was about 8 or 9 and had a formal dress and crown with a sash that said little Ms. something on it.  Every few minutes she would get up and [...]

I was dropping off a fare at the Paris Hotel Casino, when a man with a suitcase came up to my cab.  He wanted to go to the airport.  I explained to him that he had to go to the doorman taxi stand to catch a cab.  This man had a doorman come over, and [...]

The Cabs in Las Vegas not only serve the strip, but all the people in the Las Vegas Valley. I took a computer call in the Southwest part of the valley. This Sub-division was as far out as you can get, but the computer said it was a ride to Nellis Air Force Base. ( [...]

When Trump was in vegas to break ground on his hotel-Condo, I picked up four young ladies at Mandalay-bay. They wanted to go to the Clark County Government Center. I asked them what was going on down there. The young lady said they were interviewing a Government official. I was able to determine by the [...]

There are two kinds of telemarketer’s that still call me.  I’m on the do not call list, but will take these calls.   I love to mess with these people.  The first is the people that try to get you to change phone service.  I let them go through there whole spill until they get to [...]

A new filipino driver that just arrived in this country, picked up there fare and took the people to a bank just off the strip.  As they went into the bank a bank robber ran out and jumped into the cab.  He ordered the driver to take off.  The driver refused, saying he already had [...]

It was 3am on a saturday morning, and as the doorman at Bally’s loaded the drunk in the front seat of my cab I took off.  I asked the man where too, and he replyed Sam’s Town.  I started too Sam’s town which is 6 miles from the strip, and hoped the drunk would just sleep.  [...]

I picked up a frenchman at the Wynn and was taking him to the Luxor. As we were driving to his destination, he noticed my taxi cab license and my name on it.
He asked if I was French?
My last name is a German name. The Frenchman then said “there are many people with that last [...]

Guys…you must now be told the bitter truth. The girls you find in strip clubs don’t really find you intersting, and haven’t made a connection with you. They aren’t hanging on your every word.
You are paying for their affection! There…I said it! HEH!
They have told you the time they get off [...]

Best meal values in Vegas are found on Freemont St. They are kept low to get people to come to downtown Vegas.
Best meal values near the Vegas Strip are found at the Gold Coast Casino, Ellis Island Casino and Terribles Casino.
Best new performer is Terry Fator who can be seen at the Hilton.
Best new [...]