The Cabs in Las Vegas not only serve the strip, but all the people in the Las Vegas Valley. I took a computer call in the Southwest part of the valley. This Sub-division was as far out as you can get, but the computer said it was a ride to Nellis Air Force Base. ( […]

When Trump was in vegas to break ground on his hotel-Condo, I picked up four young ladies at Mandalay-bay. They wanted to go to the Clark County Government Center. I asked them what was going on down there. The young lady said they were interviewing a Government official. I was able to determine by the […]

There are two kinds of telemarketer’s that still call me.  I’m on the do not call list, but will take these calls.   I love to mess with these people.  The first is the people that try to get you to change phone service.  I let them go through there whole spill until they get to […]

A new filipino driver that just arrived in this country, picked up there fare and took the people to a bank just off the strip.  As they went into the bank a bank robber ran out and jumped into the cab.  He ordered the driver to take off.  The driver refused, saying he already had […]

It was 3am on a saturday morning, and as the doorman at Bally’s loaded the drunk in the front seat of my cab I took off.  I asked the man where too, and he replyed Sam’s Town.  I started too Sam’s town which is 6 miles from the strip, and hoped the drunk would just sleep.  […]

I picked up a frenchman at the Wynn and was taking him to the Luxor. As we were driving to his destination, he noticed my taxi cab license and my name on it.
He asked if I was French?
My last name is a German name. The Frenchman then said “there are many people with that last […]

Guys…you must now be told the bitter truth. The girls you find in strip clubs don’t really find you intersting, and haven’t made a connection with you. They aren’t hanging on your every word.
You are paying for their affection! There…I said it! HEH!
They have told you the time they get off […]

Best meal values in Vegas are found on Freemont St. They are kept low to get people to come to downtown Vegas.
Best meal values near the Vegas Strip are found at the Gold Coast Casino, Ellis Island Casino and Terribles Casino.
Best new performer is Terry Fator who can be seen at the Hilton.
Best new […]

I picked up a young couple from Circus Circus and was taking them to the Vegas Airport. The young woman pointed to a billboard and asked me
“Does that mean that Celine Dion has breast implants?”
I asked her what she was talking about and she pointed again at the billboard that read
“Jet Nightclub - Silicone […]

A friend picked up a fare at the airport late at night.  The man got into the cab with his carry-on luggage and gave a local address 20 minutes from the Vegas strip.  As the driver drove to the location, his fare feel asleep in the back seat.
Upon arriving at the address, the man got […]