There are two kinds of telemarketer’s that still call me.  I’m on the do not call list, but will take these calls.   I love to mess with these people.  The first is the people that try to get you to change phone service.  I let them go through there whole spill until they get to the unlimited calls I can make.  I then ask them ( You mean I can make outgoing calls on your phone?)  I then tell them I can only make 911 calls on my present phone service, because of the Judges Order.  They hang up real fast.

You can also get to these people by saying your interested in all there services.  Have them explain in great detail about each and everyone.  They always then tell you they have to get there supervisor on the line to verify your switch and order.  The supervisor will get on the line to verify your order.  Just tell him you never said that, and hang up.

The other telemarketer is from your local daily newspaper.  They call and will ask Did you get your paper today?  If you say you did, they go on to the next number.  If you tell them you didn’t they start there sells pitch.  When they ask you this question, just start telling them all the problems your having with your paperperson.  Yesterday it was in the bushes, It was on my roof last Friday.  Three days a week it’s in my neighbor’s yard.  I kept a women on the phone for six minutes one day.

A simple tip for all Telemarkers is just tell them to hang on, because your really interested in there product, but someone is at the door.  Then put the phone down for 10 minutes.  I did this one time and when I picked up the phone 10 minutes later, the guy was still on the phone.  I told him there was a salesman selling the same product, and I purchased the service from him.