Guys…you must now be told the bitter truth. The girls you find in strip clubs don’t really find you intersting, and haven’t made a connection with you. They aren’t hanging on your every word.
You are paying for their affection! There…I said it! HEH!
They have told you the time they get off [...]

Best meal values in Vegas are found on Freemont St. They are kept low to get people to come to downtown Vegas.
Best meal values near the Vegas Strip are found at the Gold Coast Casino, Ellis Island Casino and Terribles Casino.
Best new performer is Terry Fator who can be seen at the Hilton.
Best new [...]

I picked up a young couple from Circus Circus and was taking them to the Vegas Airport. The young woman pointed to a billboard and asked me
“Does that mean that Celine Dion has breast implants?”
I asked her what she was talking about and she pointed again at the billboard that read
“Jet Nightclub - Silicone [...]

A friend picked up a fare at the airport late at night.  The man got into the cab with his carry-on luggage and gave a local address 20 minutes from the Vegas strip.  As the driver drove to the location, his fare feel asleep in the back seat.
Upon arriving at the address, the man got [...]

To the people coming to Vegas on a package deal: there is NO $2.99 buffet…anywhere!
To the travel channel: take the programs off the air of the great meal deals at vegas casinos that have been demolished five years ago!
To the foreign visitors: Tipping is NOT a city in China! Service people in Vegas make most [...]