It was a Saturday night and I was on the nut at Caesar’s Palace. Four attractive young ladies got into my cab after partying at Pure NightClub. They were dressed in their best club dresses. They were three sheets to the wind.

Three got into the back and Tina, the cutest of the group, got into the front seat. Gina let out a huge fart and the girls started laughing. I laughed too. A few seconds later a smell that would gag a buzzard off a gut wagon engulfed the cab.

All the windows were rolled down and as they wiped the tears from their eyes, the girls made fun of Gina. I told her if she did it again I would be forced to pull over and let her out on the side of the busy street. I looked super serious.

We arrived at the Mandalay Bay casino and the ladies got out still holding their noses, paid and went into the casino. I could hear giggles as they walked in. Poor Gina. They were making such fun of her.

Oh Gina, it was me. Hee hee! Don’t fart in a vegas cab with a cabbie over 50. We always have gas. LOL Poor Gina!