I picked up this guy recently who had been having one hell of a time judging by his breath and facial expression as he entered my cab from an evening of lap dances at Treasure’s Gentleman’s Club here in Vegas.
He got a phone call on his cell phone from what sounded like his wife.
“No, honey, [...]

11:30 at night on a Tuesday and I picked up two brothers at the McCarran airport. This was their first time in Vegas and their parents paid for a nice long trip to Vegas. Wednesday was their 21st birthday. They were so excited about their trip and started talking about the great time [...]

No reason for posting this other than I saw it the other day and think it’s funny as hell. Poor Jean-Claude. Reminds of the time when he rode down to Wynn Casino. That’s a story for another day.

It was a Saturday night and I was on the nut at Caesar’s Palace. Four attractive young ladies got into my cab after partying at Pure NightClub. They were dressed in their best club dresses. They were three sheets to the wind.
Three got into the back and Tina, the cutest of the group, got into [...]

It was a busy Friday night on the Vegas Strip. I picked up these two young guys from Iowa from the New York New York casino. They had a couple of local women with them. They were going to the Hilton and on the way I overheard them talking about how they [...]

If you want to drink a beer on the Vegas strip, this is legal
If you want to drink a bear in a cab or limo, this is NOT legal!
Nevada seat belt law is anyone 6 years or older is required to wear a seat belt. You generally won’t find signs in a cab telling [...]

To all the older ladies that have asked me about the new construction on the vegas strip: it really isn’t the Ronald McDonald hotel and casino. They aren’t going to have golden arches that are the elevator system taking you to your floor. The doorman isn’t going to be dressed like Ronald McDonald. [...]